The Greatest Lesson

I know it's been a while since I posted.
#writersblock
Not really. Something came up.

It turns out that thousands of people read my blawg (WHOA! Didn't know I was that famous!)
And who'd have thought that one of those people could possibly be a movie producer...John Willy Brexton Jr. asked ME to star in his newest movie "The Greatest Lesson!"

Here is the set! Cool right?












Maybe not...
The directer was arrested for reasons unknown and won't be back to the set for about 3 weeks...at the very least. We've stopped filming for the time being...

Which is why I've suddenly got time to #BLAWG again.

Anyways, I guess there is a lesson behind all of this. Don't go to jail...because it might ruin a girls CHANCE OF EVER BECOMING FAMOUS. I MEAN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?! I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ME.

Sorry. #gettingcarriedaway

Maybe I should just quit this whole film thing...I'm not even a good actress.

Well...I guess you'll be the first to know!

 Don't suck
#hashtagfrenzysuckers

Asian and Awesome.

DISCLAIMER: The title of this post 'Asian and Awesome.' refers to two separate objects, not one object with a joint description. Post may also contain offensive racial comments.

#movingon

I have two friends.

An Asian friend, and an Awesome friend.


Here they are.

#asian.








#awesome









That's @Becky, and @Victoria (respectively).

They are so cool. I love them.

Anyways, they're starting a blog called 1000 Ways to Die: Korea. My loyal subjects, follow them as you follow me.

Also, pertaining to Awesome- follow @Laurs' and my twitter page! @VictoriasCrap

#shessowitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna see more Asian and Awesome pictures? Here is what I found on Google!

 #uhhhhh #WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT








Oh cool, you're pointing at the camera in matching dresses. #not

What in the poop is he doing? Get some clothes on. #weirdo

 I guess this one makes sense...an asian wearing a Mexican hat? #yeahhhhh






Buffalo Wild Wings? #BWW











I hope this wasn't too racist. Haha. #loveyouall

Until next time...
-#hashtagfrenzy

BABY FOOD, FOOD BABY

Hello fellow Blognoggers. Today, something inspired me. Instead of writing, this is going to be a blog of #pictures. #oooooohaaaaaaah.
Not just any ordinary pictures, but pictures of babies...in food costumes!
Readyyyyy, GO!


1. #TACOBABY

2. #LOBSTABABAY

3. #TOOTSIEROLLBABY

4. #HERSHEYKISSBABY

5. #BANANABABYYYY

6. #PIZZABABY

7.  #BURRRRRITOBABY

8. (Totes my fave) #TWINKIEBABIES



9. #LOBSTAINABUCKETBABY

10. #BABYFOODBABY (Totes cliche)

11. #KETCHUPPACKETBABY

12.  #SUSHIBABI





13. #BISGHETTIBABY (Totes my second fave)

14. #PEAPODBABY

Okay, by now your heart is probably #mush. All of these babies are so freaking adorable. I want them all. All 14. Maybe one day I'll have 14 children (15 if you count the twinkies as 2, which I do). Then I'll dress them all up like these foods.
They'll look so scrumptious.
That's all I've got, folks! Enjoy the adorable baby pictures! And feel free to comment if you'd like.
And vote.
#YES
#PLEASEVOTE
#IWILLLOVEYOUFOREVER

Be fresh, firecrackers.
-#hashtagtagtag