The Greatest Lesson

I know it's been a while since I posted.
#writersblock
Not really. Something came up.

It turns out that thousands of people read my blawg (WHOA! Didn't know I was that famous!)
And who'd have thought that one of those people could possibly be a movie producer...John Willy Brexton Jr. asked ME to star in his newest movie "The Greatest Lesson!"

Here is the set! Cool right?












Maybe not...
The directer was arrested for reasons unknown and won't be back to the set for about 3 weeks...at the very least. We've stopped filming for the time being...

Which is why I've suddenly got time to #BLAWG again.

Anyways, I guess there is a lesson behind all of this. Don't go to jail...because it might ruin a girls CHANCE OF EVER BECOMING FAMOUS. I MEAN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?! I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW ME.

Sorry. #gettingcarriedaway

Maybe I should just quit this whole film thing...I'm not even a good actress.

Well...I guess you'll be the first to know!

 Don't suck
#hashtagfrenzysuckers

Asian and Awesome.

DISCLAIMER: The title of this post 'Asian and Awesome.' refers to two separate objects, not one object with a joint description. Post may also contain offensive racial comments.

#movingon

I have two friends.

An Asian friend, and an Awesome friend.


Here they are.

#asian.








#awesome









That's @Becky, and @Victoria (respectively).

They are so cool. I love them.

Anyways, they're starting a blog called 1000 Ways to Die: Korea. My loyal subjects, follow them as you follow me.

Also, pertaining to Awesome- follow @Laurs' and my twitter page! @VictoriasCrap

#shessowitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna see more Asian and Awesome pictures? Here is what I found on Google!

 #uhhhhh #WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT








Oh cool, you're pointing at the camera in matching dresses. #not

What in the poop is he doing? Get some clothes on. #weirdo

 I guess this one makes sense...an asian wearing a Mexican hat? #yeahhhhh






Buffalo Wild Wings? #BWW











I hope this wasn't too racist. Haha. #loveyouall

Until next time...
-#hashtagfrenzy

BABY FOOD, FOOD BABY

Hello fellow Blognoggers. Today, something inspired me. Instead of writing, this is going to be a blog of #pictures. #oooooohaaaaaaah.
Not just any ordinary pictures, but pictures of babies...in food costumes!
Readyyyyy, GO!


1. #TACOBABY

2. #LOBSTABABAY

3. #TOOTSIEROLLBABY

4. #HERSHEYKISSBABY

5. #BANANABABYYYY

6. #PIZZABABY

7.  #BURRRRRITOBABY

8. (Totes my fave) #TWINKIEBABIES



9. #LOBSTAINABUCKETBABY

10. #BABYFOODBABY (Totes cliche)

11. #KETCHUPPACKETBABY

12.  #SUSHIBABI





13. #BISGHETTIBABY (Totes my second fave)

14. #PEAPODBABY

Okay, by now your heart is probably #mush. All of these babies are so freaking adorable. I want them all. All 14. Maybe one day I'll have 14 children (15 if you count the twinkies as 2, which I do). Then I'll dress them all up like these foods.
They'll look so scrumptious.
That's all I've got, folks! Enjoy the adorable baby pictures! And feel free to comment if you'd like.
And vote.
#YES
#PLEASEVOTE
#IWILLLOVEYOUFOREVER

Be fresh, firecrackers.
-#hashtagtagtag

My Best Friend. :)

"Let me tell you 'bout my bessssst frieeeeeend.."
#Ohhiguys you caught me singing a song about my #BFUTEOTFRILH (Best Friend Until The End Of Time For Real I Love Her). Or, in simpler terms, #VALLYWALLYPOO
But, if you call her that, I'll probably kill you. Or definitely.
Yep, definitely. This would be you:

Sorry. Didn't mean to get so graphic.
We'll just call her @Val :)

This is @Val...
At school:

At home:

Aaaaaand on the weekends:

Yep, she's #beautiful.
So, so #beautiful.

.......#LOLJKTHATISNTHER





Here is a REAL picture of my #trulybeautiful best friend and me :)

#ILOVEHERANDIMSOGLADSHEISHOME


Now that you know a little bit about my #fabulous best friend, you can prepare yourself for her guest appearance later on...
Be prepared.
She's pretty #caraaaaazaaaaay

Be beautiful, bumblebees.
-#hashtagnashnag

Cheezburgerzzzzz

I promised cute pictures. And we'll get to them.

Now.

If you look at this post, #PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE vote on which is the cutest.

1.  #cheeseburgerdress.  Y'all better not vote for this. I'll be ticked.

2. @asianbabycheeseburger.   Oh you just wait. They get cuter. You just wait.

3. #doggyholdingcheeseburger.  This one isn't at cute. But admit it, we all love seeing a dog eating #peoplefood.








4. #chihuahuacheeseburgers.  CHIHUAHUA! And look at his face! #presssssssssshhhhh

5. #cheeseburgerhalloweencostumes.
#lovelovelovelove









6. #cheeseburgerdog. As @Laurs would say... #totesadorbs








So, @pleasevote. I'd really appreciate it. You can even email me!

gurrrlz1926 [at] gmail [dot] com

So come on. Just do it. Post a freaking comment. If you are a true follower of #HashtagLife, you'll vote publicly.

If I don't get any votes by 12:00 Sunday, April 08,2012, I'm shutting this blawg down. So vote. Please.

Please.

#pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

-#hashtagfrenzy


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#nomnomnom Barbie heads :)

#GRANT
What is a grant you may ask? Let me define it for you.
Grant - (n) someone who eats #barbieheads; weirdo; strange smart person

Today we're going to focus onthe #barbieheads aspect of a grant though.

Look at this #poor #innocent #plastic work of art:

What she doesn't know is that her death awaits her. #poorbarbie

Along comes this guy (grant):

That's really what he looks like. #nojoke
Okay, maybe I'm lying. Or maybe I'm not.
#ANYWAYS

He sees @barbie standing there in all her glory. He can't resist her #blondelusciousness.
He begins to crave her.......#HEAD
#DUHDUHDUHDUUUUUUUH

Poor @barbie never had a chance....

She never even got to say goodbye to @ken... Poor @ken...



Now he's #foreveralone.

But @grant isn't phased! He just lingers right around a little girl's bedroom corner waiting for her to abandon her barbie dolls so he can have his next snack....

#THISSTORYISCOMPLETELYNONFICTIONAL

Be safe, Barbies.

-#hashtaggingwonder

Gold-Fishing

It's been announced that in the #2014WinterOlympics (Sochi, Russia) a new sport will be introduced.

It's called GOLD-FISHING!

Yes. Gold-fishing.

The art of tossing gold fish into another's mouth.

#rumorhasit that I am going to be on the #AmericanGoldFishing team with my Blawg-ducer, @Laurs

Here is our first practice.

That is our #officialGoldFishingpracticearena.  I know, I know. AMAZING.

In this picture, you see @Laurs tossing a practice Gold Fish into my mouth. You also see @Robyn and @Grant. They are our Support Team. Great support guys! #loveyou!

- #hashtagfrenzy



SNEAK PEAK:
You may have noticed the background to my blawg. It's a cheeseburger.
Tomorrow I'm going to post some cute cheeseburger pictures. And I'd like you all to vote ,via comment, on which is the cutest. So, check it out tomorrow!

#spoileralert THEY ARE CUTE.

#MAGICALCORAL

#CORAL

Whether it's where @Nemo lives, or the color of my #awesomelygroovy shorts, coral is #magical.

My #awesomelygroovy coral shorts were the best purchase of my life. #truestory

If you love your mom, you should #totes go buy a pair.

Here's what they look like.

#LOLJK

I would never wear anything that hideous. #ewh

What they really look like will be #foreveramystery.

I also have a coral bathing suit! Wanna see what it looks like? #ofcourseyoudo

#LOLJKAGAIN
I would never wear anything like that... or look like that for that matter.
Once again, what it really looks like is #foreveramystery


I should of just named this #whatnottowear.
Oh well.
Here are some pictures of real coral to keep the critics happy.

#REMEMBER
Coral is magic, and if you go inside of it, you'll turn into @Nemo


Dont suck, sisters.
-#hashtaginabag
















I

Blawg-ducer

Most of you have heard of a producer.

The word producer comes from the Greek words 'pro' and 'dulche.'
Pro means for.
Dulche means milk.

'Producer' means 'for milk.'

No not really. #dumbface

I don't know where that word comes from. But it don't matter. Because I don't have a producer.

I have a BLAWG-DUCER!

 Her name is @Laurs. Here is her professional picture.

My goodness. She's ugly. Kidding. She's beautiful.

But as you can tell...she is a ginger.
You don't have to worry though, she's no longer on the dark side. She got married to the #mostadorablemanintheworld. A.K.A. My grandson.
A.K.A. @MichaelBuble



Isn't he a looker?













Anyways, @Laurs is the best #blawg-ducer in the world. She's not only my producer, but my publicist, my therapist, my psychologist, my psychiatrist, and my physician!



Basically, this is us.

We're the best of friends, I wear glasses, and she's kind of an idiot. But I kind of am, too. So that's us.


Here that ***** is again.

#gottaloveher

#Gahhh. I really do love her.

Thanks, @Laurs, for being here for me. I know I threatened you with the Killing Curse more than once...but hey, we're like Voldemort and Harry.

Except, #avadakedavra won't kill me, and you're a ginger.


Love you!

#peaceouthomies

#hashtagfrenzy






P.S. ***** means 'Beautiful Girl That I Love.' I just like abbreviating.

#WHATNOTTODOONADATE

Today marks the day in history when I attended my very first snack date with my #BFFOALUTWBU (Best Friend Forever Or At Least Until The World Blows Up) @kelseyarnold. During this very special date, inspiration was found. #yayinspiration
I'm going to very politely inform you on things #NOTtodoonadate.

1. HAVE UGLY FEET
This might be hard for some of you monstrosities out there, but I have #faith in you all. #getapedicure
2. FORGET THE PICNIC BLANKET
Maybe not all of your dates are picnics, but always have one. #justincase
3. FORGET THE MUNCHIES
This is probably the most imporant rule. @kelseyarnold would agree. #totesmagotes Don't ask questions, just bring them. #yum
4. PICK YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND UP ON A DINOSAUR
Okay, I'm running out of ideas. #poopcussdarn
This one might not be a bad idea, though..


#hotpicofdinosaur

If a #hot, #shirtless, #malemodel came to pick me up on one of these bad boys, I wouldn't refuse. And I'm sure you wouldn't either.
But then again, if you're a #hotshirtlessmalemodel you can probably get away with anything you'd like.
I'm going to leave you with a picture of a #hotshirtlessmalemodel.

#YUMMMMMMMY

Stay classy, cupcakes.

-#hastagfrenzy