#WHATNOTTODOONADATE

Today marks the day in history when I attended my very first snack date with my #BFFOALUTWBU (Best Friend Forever Or At Least Until The World Blows Up) @kelseyarnold. During this very special date, inspiration was found. #yayinspiration
I'm going to very politely inform you on things #NOTtodoonadate.

1. HAVE UGLY FEET
This might be hard for some of you monstrosities out there, but I have #faith in you all. #getapedicure
2. FORGET THE PICNIC BLANKET
Maybe not all of your dates are picnics, but always have one. #justincase
3. FORGET THE MUNCHIES
This is probably the most imporant rule. @kelseyarnold would agree. #totesmagotes Don't ask questions, just bring them. #yum
4. PICK YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND UP ON A DINOSAUR
Okay, I'm running out of ideas. #poopcussdarn
This one might not be a bad idea, though..


#hotpicofdinosaur

If a #hot, #shirtless, #malemodel came to pick me up on one of these bad boys, I wouldn't refuse. And I'm sure you wouldn't either.
But then again, if you're a #hotshirtlessmalemodel you can probably get away with anything you'd like.
I'm going to leave you with a picture of a #hotshirtlessmalemodel.

#YUMMMMMMMY

Stay classy, cupcakes.

-#hastagfrenzy