What is a grant you may ask? Let me define it for you.
Grant - (n) someone who eats #barbieheads; weirdo; strange smart person
Today we're going to focus onthe #barbieheads aspect of a grant though.
Look at this #poor #innocent #plastic work of art:
Along comes this guy (grant):
Okay, maybe I'm lying. Or maybe I'm not.
#ANYWAYS
He sees @barbie standing there in all her glory. He can't resist her #blondelusciousness.
He begins to crave her.......#HEAD
#DUHDUHDUHDUUUUUUUH
Poor @barbie never had a chance....
She never even got to say goodbye to @ken... Poor @ken...
Now he's #foreveralone.
But @grant isn't phased! He just lingers right around a little girl's bedroom corner waiting for her to abandon her barbie dolls so he can have his next snack....
#THISSTORYISCOMPLETELYNONFICTIONAL
Be safe, Barbies.
-#hashtaggingwonder
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